i plan on using you very often now.

so get ready.

i like to rant.

Love,

Andrew

so the other day i was riding around with katie and kelsey and for once we were not sitting in stop and shop parking lot mooching free dunkin donuts of Joe or smoking pack of Camel Crushers.

We stopped on Montvale Ave at the Mcdonalds the we frequently visit, it would be wiseeee of them to put a parking spot with our name on it.

So we are sitting, resting i should say because we got so fucking lost in boston for about 2 hours trying to find the museum of science which apparently is the easiest place in the world to get to, and we see this total coke head snorting lines off the hood of his carrrrrrr!

he was just doing it blatantly in front of us 3 or 4 of them then u hear him shout out with the stupid ass smile “you guys didddndnnndnt see nothing right!”

so kelsey and katie start to freak out and i say it would prob. be a swell idea to put up the window but kelsey CANNN NOTTTT FINDDDD HER KEYSSSS.

WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS.

so this guy walks over to the car in a suit jacket and 10 dollar jeans from walmart. total opposites. nothing againt walmart i actually love it there, but anyways

he goes into this huge story and repeats it prob 56 times because he is sooo coked out about how he got lost in Chelsea trying to get to Lowell from NH. WHATTTT!!!!! get your directions right buddy wtf happened to you.

NOW THIS IS WHEN IT GETS CRAZY.

he then proceeds to pull out the biggest handful/rock of coke i have ever seen in my life, no, not powdered sugar children and asks if we want it for free ! (aka he thought we would call the cops hence why he kept staring at all our phones and was off the fucking wall nervous)

but yeah. we didnt take it. because we aren’t fucking stupid.

We said we didn’t want it and he got all depressed and shook my hand and said “God Bless” almost 7 times, not to mention my hand was all white it looked like I painted it.

We then sped away 100 miles an hour and i called Jose the Mariachi and told him i found a gay he could be close friends with.

the end.

we are still alive.

so i finished my first day yesterday while having an asthma attack while walking up every flight of stairs which was pleasant. and now i am home all day today after calling in sick for both of my jobs because i feel like shit! good way to start off the new school year. swell.

so here i am newly signed up to a second blogging web site. do i have no life whatsoever ehhhhh. i think i do. 

and i’m def. getting this as my first tattoo. k thanks bye.